This year’s sensible theory

Each year people start getting the ‘flu about the same time that they start putting up Christmas decorations.

Are Christmas decorations responsible for the influenza epidemic sweeping the nation? Does handling all this mangy years old tat scattered around shops, homes and workplaces spread germs?

As a person who coincidentally hasn’t yet got the ‘flu or any decorations I’d argue that there is some kind of link no matter how tenuous, so to be on the safe side I think we should ban anything festive at all.

If you want to join me in trying to ban Christmas next year, send me an email.

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